The Ted Page

Some Information on the Unmentionable One

This page is going to serve as a focal point for a study of the mind and works of Ted Holden (medved@bearfabrique.org), and hopefully for some sort of philosophical analysis of "Ted's World". I've already discussed Ted with my epistemology professor here and he seems to feel that Ted would make a good short term paper.

Please send comments, suggestions, data, and other stuff to Dave Greig (greig@ediacara.org).

Topics I'd like to cover:

  • The Felt Effect of Gravity/Saturn at the Pole
  • Some Chicken, Some Neck: Ultrasaurian Biophysics
  • Quickfrozen Moutaineering Mammoths a-la Birdseye
  • The Dreaded Feral Chicken
  • Ted's Vogon Poetry
  • An Overview of Tedolution and HoldenScience
  • The Age of Venus
  • Radiodating, Shmadiodating!
  • Cydonian Space Monkeys

    If anyone would like to contribute some text to any of the above topics, or any others, please feel free to send it to me.

    A Look at Ted's World

    A Story about Feral Chickens, and More (by Murray Rennie (rennie@MBnet.MB.CA))

    Essentially Infinite (by Russell Stewart (diamond@rt66.com))

    Ted's Catastrophism Home Page

    Back to the Other Stuff Page

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