Anomalocaris Noodle Casserole

From: colby@bio.bu.edu (Chris Colby)
Newsgroups: talk.origins
Subject: Re: Lippard & Colby, et al. - challenge?
Date: 4 Mar 1996 18:22:08 GMT

William Greene (wgreen01@solix.fiu.edu) wrote:

: Dr. Brown [...] doesn't even know who Chris Colby is.

Chris is a large primate of the species _Homo sapiens_. He lives with his cat, named Arnold. His hobbies include the preparation and consumption of anomalocaris noodle casserole. Here is the recipe:

Ingrediants:
4 cups wide egg noodles
2 cans cream of mushroom soup
2 cans flaked anomalocaris meat (*)
buttera
bread crumbs
seasoned salt
seasoned pepper
cumin
paprika

Instructions:
Boil the noodles until tender. Drain. Mix noodles, soup and anomalocaris together. Give Arnold a little bit of anomalocariid meat, but not so much that gets that awful cat breath. I hate that. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add a half teaspoon of cumin. Don't go nuts with the cumin, bad mistake. Just half a teaspoon, OK? Mix again. Pour glop into buttered casserole dish. Sprinkle bread crumbs on top. Sprinkle paprika on top of bread crumbs. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Bake until top is dark brown (or to taste).

For best results, play the CD "Let It Be" by the Replacements at very high decibel levels while cooking. ("Hi Suzy. Guess what? _I've_ been in the hospital.") "London Calling" by the Clash may be substituted in case of emergency.

(*) If out of season (or era), tuna fish is considered an acceptable substitute.

Chris Colby --- email: colby@biology.bu.edu or colby@acs.bu.edu ---
"'My boy,' he said, 'you are descended from a long line of determined,
resourceful, microscopic tadpoles--champions every one.'"
 	--Kurt Vonnegut from "Galapagos"